I'm back, bitches

and I've got some real gansta weddings comin atcha.

Samuel and Jessica's wedding has so many badass and touching elements it makes me wanna dance around in a circle naked with my arms up. You'll see why.

I know the video is like 10 minutes long, so I'll try to give the impatient ones some highlights.

1. Lanterns instead of bridesmaids bouquets (00:48)

2. Drumming down the aisle (00:62)

3. The cutest flower girl outfits (1:41)

4. Sweet bridal headgear (2:22)

5. Green bridal bouquet (2:42)

6. A bride who knows how to rock her tresses and earlobes (2:55)

7. Feet washing! (so much more touching/appropriate than garter groping) (3:00)

8. Irish jig (8:57)

Thanks Colin!

pic courtesy of the talented photographer, Shelley Paulson