Smoking

Too many things to do this week. Please forgive me for my lack of posting. I need a long cigarette break (even though I don't smoke cigarettes).

(don't worry mom and dad)

Wedding paper dolls

This brings me back! My sister and I used to stay up late playing with paper dolls and redressing them. These would be great shower gifts or maybe even table markers or even place cards.

available at Spoon Sisters

I wanna go to Barbie's house

Barbie had a party. She even has pink satin bows around the toilet bowls. Go figs. Check it out at Hostess with the Mostess.

Mini!

Alright. I'm lazy. I want this really bad. It would take like 2 seconds to hand wash all the dishes in this little thing BUT camping in PR really made me appreciate all the little kitchen gizmos I have at home. I think this little baby could have fit in my backpack! It is so adorable.

AND it saves water because it works using steam.

AND it has many uses- as clearly demonstrated by the lovely, hilarious, and undoubtedly sexy droll girl.

via Ubergizmo

Best of Craigslist

Boy o boy do I love craigslist. Check this post out:

Wanted URGENTLY: Best Man for wedding in Holyoke, MA (Sun 11th)

Date: 2006-06-09, 5:13AM EDT


Wedding Date: Sun 11th June 2006

Ok, so I'm backing out on my cousin last minute, and I before I do it, I need someone lined up to take my place, because I'm not sure that he'll be able to find someone at such short notice.

Pay is $200+ (negotiable), plus a night in the hotel in question (I'll sacrafice my room there for the right candidate).

You MUST have comprehensive experience in this position, have a TUX (because the one I have might not fit you), and have transport to and from the locations (to be divulged to selected candidate, but it's in Holyoke).

Email me with a few pictures (preferably in a tux at a wedding, in the Best Man role) and brief history of experience in this position, and a telephone number where I can contact you.

This will be a one time contract job. You will be required to be available during the entire day, from 9am until 12am (perhaps even until 2am). You will be required to make a speech and fulfill other customary duties normally executed by the best man at weddings. If you happen to find a beautiful woman to dance the night away with, that's fine, so long as the aforementioned duties are fulfilled in their entirety and in a satisfactory manner.

Due to the sensitivity of this position, and the short time available, please only apply if you are sincere, clinically sane & stable and experienced.

Monday Night Jamz (Puerto Rican style)

My trip can be summarized by one word: salsa. In honor of my Puerto Rican extravaganza, this week's jam is from a classic Puerto Rican salsa group called El Gran Combo. Just try and not dance. Just try.

Puerto Rico

Today, I am going to Puerto Rico for a week. I found an amazing last minute deal on Spirit Air for roundtrip tickets for $170 with taxes and everything! I a usually such a planner, but I have planned nothing for this trip. We have tickets to San Juan, and that is all. I don't even know where were gonna sleep tonight. Wish me luck!

(I'm not sure if I'll have computer access, so I will not be posting this week, BUT I will totally make it up to you with a montage of photos and stories)