What's Wifey Got To Say? Gucci Mane's Ice Cream Tattoo

It's been blowin up all over that Gucci Mane got an tattoo of an ice cream cone ON HIS FACE.  Everybody lookin now that's for sure.

All I wanna know is, "What's wifey go to say about that?"

Mane's honey, Keyshia Dior could only tweet, "horrible". Guess the "Brrr" on his face is gonna represent more than his single Jermaine Dupri...

Psych!

Merry Chrimbus, y'all.

The Royal 3D Wedding

3D has officially gotten out of hand. First it was movies, and it was only a matter of time before it hit weddings too. According to the Daily Mail, Prince William and Kate Middleton are thinking about broadcasting their wedding in 3D.

Now, I could go on a rampage about how it really seems like a shameless gimic in attempt to make the royal family seem more "relevant" and "hip" to try and sell more plates with their faces on it or whatever, but instead, I'm gonna turn this into a more positive post.

I mean I completely see the appeal. Its magical! Like Harry Potter!

I think it would be fun to have some wedding pictures done in 3D.

pic 1 by Alison Jackson via Inspiration Lab

pic 2 via "3D search" on Widget Phreak's Flikr

Gangsta Cards Revoked: Ugly Wedding Dresses

With so many adorable dresses out there in the blogsphere, I thought it was my duty to share with you some of the more ooogly dresses out there, to, ya know, balance out the universe.

Reem Acra

So this one actually wouldn't be so bad without the bonnet and cape and intense makeup. But didn't some crazy bitch like Rachel Zoe say that styling is everything? She was absolutely right. I kind of hate saying that, but sometimes the craziest ones speak the most truth.

The hat and skirt are obviously ridiculous. I keep waiting for a bunch of little kids to come screaming out from under her skirt like in those games we played in elementary school with the huge parachutes. Actually, I think it would be kinda cool in a scaled back kind of way.

Vera Wang

I know, right? The woman who can do no wrong has managed to f this one up. Seriously, though. I've never seen such an expensive dress look so cheap.

Jenny Packham

The dress looks like those ugly lamps that southern housewives buy from Marshalls. If homegirl can't make it work, then no one can. Sorry, Jenny Packham, your gangsta card has been revoked.

Source

They actually managed to put everything I hate in a dress in one dress! That's why I saved it for last. The huge skirt, the slutty corset.. I already know that someone who picks this dress and I are not going to get along. Call me judgmental.

Oh no

I havn't done a kill yourself in awhile, but this warrants it. Shit's not right Common! I would expect this from the Jonas Brothers, but you? I was even gonna shake the Gap and Diesel commercials, but this is unforgivable. No respect for the game.

via The Smoking Section

So is this what's in style now?

I can't keep up with all these ridiculous "sunglasses" trends. I don't really get these things, and I'm not really sure how they work, but they are apparently oddly gangsta. Looks like she's about to get her eye stabbed.


Can anyone explain to me how these things work?

glasses from Colette and Beyonce pic from here

James Bond Wedding Cake

Ummm... Honey, you're only allowed to do that to the groom's cake.

pic from Mike's Amazing Cakes via David Malki

The Chicken Nugget Wedding Cake

Has anyone seen this commercial? I would like to send a kill yourself to the creator of this cake, but I guess they are already on the way...

pic from Tony Deyo