Hilarious.
Showing posts with label she's got jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label she's got jokes. Show all posts
24 May 2011
10 May 2009
03 April 2009
2 carat cup
A not so subtle hint or a not so funny joke. well ok maybe it's a funny joke.get it at Spoon Sisters
27 March 2009
17 March 2009
Best of Craigslist
Boy o boy do I love craigslist. Check this post out:
Wanted URGENTLY: Best Man for wedding in Holyoke, MA (Sun 11th)
Date: 2006-06-09, 5:13AM EDT
Wedding Date: Sun 11th June 2006
Ok, so I'm backing out on my cousin last minute, and I before I do it, I need someone lined up to take my place, because I'm not sure that he'll be able to find someone at such short notice.
Pay is $200+ (negotiable), plus a night in the hotel in question (I'll sacrafice my room there for the right candidate).
You MUST have comprehensive experience in this position, have a TUX (because the one I have might not fit you), and have transport to and from the locations (to be divulged to selected candidate, but it's in Holyoke).
Email me with a few pictures (preferably in a tux at a wedding, in the Best Man role) and brief history of experience in this position, and a telephone number where I can contact you.
This will be a one time contract job. You will be required to be available during the entire day, from 9am until 12am (perhaps even until 2am). You will be required to make a speech and fulfill other customary duties normally executed by the best man at weddings. If you happen to find a beautiful woman to dance the night away with, that's fine, so long as the aforementioned duties are fulfilled in their entirety and in a satisfactory manner.
Due to the sensitivity of this position, and the short time available, please only apply if you are sincere, clinically sane & stable and experienced.
Wanted URGENTLY: Best Man for wedding in Holyoke, MA (Sun 11th)
Date: 2006-06-09, 5:13AM EDT
Wedding Date: Sun 11th June 2006
Ok, so I'm backing out on my cousin last minute, and I before I do it, I need someone lined up to take my place, because I'm not sure that he'll be able to find someone at such short notice.
Pay is $200+ (negotiable), plus a night in the hotel in question (I'll sacrafice my room there for the right candidate).
You MUST have comprehensive experience in this position, have a TUX (because the one I have might not fit you), and have transport to and from the locations (to be divulged to selected candidate, but it's in Holyoke).
Email me with a few pictures (preferably in a tux at a wedding, in the Best Man role) and brief history of experience in this position, and a telephone number where I can contact you.
This will be a one time contract job. You will be required to be available during the entire day, from 9am until 12am (perhaps even until 2am). You will be required to make a speech and fulfill other customary duties normally executed by the best man at weddings. If you happen to find a beautiful woman to dance the night away with, that's fine, so long as the aforementioned duties are fulfilled in their entirety and in a satisfactory manner.
Due to the sensitivity of this position, and the short time available, please only apply if you are sincere, clinically sane & stable and experienced.
08 February 2009
Grandma's got jokes
My grandma send me the funniest sh*t online. She cracks me up. Look what she sent me yesterday from the inauguration:
14 January 2009
go fug yourself
Have you seen go fug yourself? Heather and Jessica write some pretty jacked up sh*t, but its effin' funny. They have captions like this:
Bryan Batt is great on Mad Men.
But that's nothing compared to his burgeoning career as a model for the new "Tommy Bahama: Weddings" catalog.
and this:
And now, let's wind down the week with a nice, soothing, ill-fitting, stumpifying scrolldown fug.
Brought to you by Phil's Shotgun-Wedding Warehouse, where every dress sags at the abdomen. You know, just in case.
Man, they just sleigh me.
Bryan Batt is great on Mad Men.
But that's nothing compared to his burgeoning career as a model for the new "Tommy Bahama: Weddings" catalog.
and this:
And now, let's wind down the week with a nice, soothing, ill-fitting, stumpifying scrolldown fug.
Brought to you by Phil's Shotgun-Wedding Warehouse, where every dress sags at the abdomen. You know, just in case.
Man, they just sleigh me.
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