Showing posts with label soap box. Show all posts
Showing posts with label soap box. Show all posts

14 January 2011

5 Things To Be Thankful For On Your Wedding Day

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1. The best man restrained himself from shaving your husband's eyebrow off at the bachelor party. 

2. Your friends and family are giving speeches for you, even though they are scared shitless of public speaking.

3. You're not on your rag. 

4. Your mom got your father there on the right day, at the right time, in the right clothes.

5. You realized no one gave a f that you didn't get the extra overlay for the table cloth.

pic via Lux Exterior
inspired by this hilarious speech

16 June 2009

Wedding Planning Stress


You know you need to take a break from wedding planning and actually make yourself a meal when your fridge looks like this. Don't let this happen to you. Probably the best advice I've heard about how to deal with pre-wedding stress is to slow down, sit down, and make a nice, healthy dinner with your baby.

25 March 2009

Best (2 pieces) of Wedding Advice


Alright, so this is probably the best wedding advice I've ever heard (read). Miss Foolery asked a couple of her husband's friends from college how they've managed to stay so freakin' happy and fun in their marriage and they wrote don these two pieces of advice:

1. Listen to Al Green's Love and Happiness.

(especially after fights)

and

2. Never... I mean ALWAYS...


FIGHT NAKED


(Guess Mr. Green's music isn't the only thing that was sexy, if ya know what I'm sayin)

pic from Organic News