30 November 2010

Gangsta Cards Revoked: Ugly Wedding Dresses

With so many adorable dresses out there in the blogsphere, I thought it was my duty to share with you some of the more ooogly dresses out there, to, ya know, balance out the universe.




So this one actually wouldn't be so bad without the bonnet and cape and intense makeup. But didn't some crazy bitch like Rachel Zoe say that styling is everything? She was absolutely right. I kind of hate saying that, but sometimes the craziest ones speak the most truth.

The hat and skirt are obviously ridiculous. I keep waiting for a bunch of little kids to come screaming out from under her skirt like in those games we played in elementary school with the huge parachutes. Actually, I think it would be kinda cool in a scaled back kind of way.


Vera Wang

I know, right? The woman who can do no wrong has managed to f this one up. Seriously, though. I've never seen such an expensive dress look so cheap.



The dress looks like those ugly lamps that southern housewives buy from Marshalls. If homegirl can't make it work, then no one can. Sorry, Jenny Packham, your gangsta card has been revoked.



They actually managed to put everything I hate in a dress in one dress! That's why I saved it for last. The huge skirt, the slutty corset.. I already know that someone who picks this dress and I are not going to get along. Call me judgmental.

4 comments:

libbyjames said...

Thanks for trying to balance out the universe with this post. I like how you took a different spin on the subject. These ARE ugly dresses.... Ewwwww! Kinda makes me wanna search and see what kinda ugly I can find.... Thanks Gangsta!

Anonymous said...

these are great! some ugly ass dresses if i've ever seen one. but i actually really like the last one, sorry!! it's just a little slutty.

yo mama bitch said...

u fucking suck! no one likes to look as this mf shit. go to hell, and get a life loser.

MARLYN said...

the guy that made this thing is a stupid jerk DID YOU KNOW THESE ARE THE BEAUTYFULLEST DRESSES MADE SPECIALY THE LAST ONE