1. The best man restrained himself from shaving your husband's eyebrow off at the bachelor party.
2. Your friends and family are giving speeches for you, even though they are scared shitless of public speaking.
3. You're not on your rag.
4. Your mom got your father there on the right day, at the right time, in the right clothes.
5. You realized no one gave a f that you didn't get the extra overlay for the table cloth.
pic via Lux Exterior
inspired by this hilarious speech