Boy o boy do I love craigslist. Check this post out:
Wanted URGENTLY: Best Man for wedding in Holyoke, MA (Sun 11th)
Date: 2006-06-09, 5:13AM EDT
Wedding Date: Sun 11th June 2006
Ok, so I'm backing out on my cousin last minute, and I before I do it, I need someone lined up to take my place, because I'm not sure that he'll be able to find someone at such short notice.
Pay is $200+ (negotiable), plus a night in the hotel in question (I'll sacrafice my room there for the right candidate).
You MUST have comprehensive experience in this position, have a TUX (because the one I have might not fit you), and have transport to and from the locations (to be divulged to selected candidate, but it's in Holyoke).
Email me with a few pictures (preferably in a tux at a wedding, in the Best Man role) and brief history of experience in this position, and a telephone number where I can contact you.
This will be a one time contract job. You will be required to be available during the entire day, from 9am until 12am (perhaps even until 2am). You will be required to make a speech and fulfill other customary duties normally executed by the best man at weddings. If you happen to find a beautiful woman to dance the night away with, that's fine, so long as the aforementioned duties are fulfilled in their entirety and in a satisfactory manner.
Due to the sensitivity of this position, and the short time available, please only apply if you are sincere, clinically sane & stable and experienced.